Haitch's "Not-mild" Salsa Review
thespacebar last edited by thespacebar
This is my review of @haitch 's not-mild salsa. It came very fast, and I couldn't complain on any condition. When I got it, I was sleeping in, and my dad came to me and woke me up.
Dad: "Son, you have a package.... biohazard?"
Me: "yeah dad, it's the salsa I was talking about."
Dad: "God. Just smell the lid. It smells dangerous. Don't eat that anywhere near me."
A few hours later, after refrigerating it, I got a small spoon, cracked the lid off, and tasted a small amount of it. Not bad. Instant spice, but not a burn. I tasted it again. I wanted to savour all that I had. I put it away.
The next day, the hotel staff brought me some Croissant, ham & cheese, hot pockets. I immediately cracked open the salsa can after microwaving the hot pocket. I put the hot pocket and 3 scoops of salsa on a plate. There was a large chunk of pepper I saw. I put the large pepper chunk on the hot pocket and took a bite. Wrong move. My eyes welled up, and my nose starting running. I grabbed some tea and held it in my mouth. The burn slowly went away. It lingered for about 10 - 15 minutes until I didn't feel it.
15 minutes ago, I just had a hotpocket and some more salsa. This time, I was dipping the hotpocket straight into the salsa jar. PERFECT. This was the perfect amount of spice I was looking for! Not a burn, just a spice. My nose started becoming runny (and I love that). My eyes DIDN'T water up. After eating my hotpocket, I went to the bathroom and blew my nose 2-3 times. It was wonderful.
Don't eat a lot very quickly. You'll regret it. Know when to stop, otherwise, again, you'll regret it. Expect a runny nose and maybe watery eyes :). And savour it!
FrilledShark last edited by FrilledShark
Moved to Marketplace, as it is not a Burst related, but a review of a product.
Phluff last edited by
God, that sounds delicious.
@Phluff I ship to Texas, have Mild, Not Mild, Loco ..... there are no reviews of Loco yet, I need to resolve that. Mild is edible by most people and will be called Hot. Not Mild will be called extremely hot. Can't wait to see what they call Loco
25K Burst/Pint shipped - shipping guaranteed, I REALLY pad the jars, but if one arrives busted, I'll ship another for free.
@joziahdd - Sorry about the large chunk of pepper - that shouldn't have been there.
Phluff last edited by
@haitch Too bad I don't have that amount of Burst right now. And sometimes, large peppers are a good thing. Haha
@Phluff With my peppers - large chunks are not a good thing ........
thespacebar last edited by
@haitch All good thanks for the salsa.