Wallet setup bounty.
I've made available a MySQL Dump of the wallet at http://download.burst-team.us/burstwallet.zip - this will be kept up to date as long as the download link is not abused.
I'll personally pay a 1,000 Burst bounty for anyone that creates an idiot proof guide to installing MariaDB and loading the dump on both Windows and Linux - ie. 1,000 Burst per guide. Post the guides in How-Tos and Tutorials and DM me that it's been posted.